10knotes:

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 timmyhopcrook, this is your kind of cookie!

“tonaneisha!!! bitch, i know you hear me!! bring me some muffican napkins! these bitches ain’t got no toilet paper!!!”

“why dey raff when i say toss da sarid?”

timmy hopcrook, you make my heart smile.

a message recieved from timmyhopcrook. he’s training for the chicago marathon, with the help of his super pooches, grover and ellie.

“Ellie gathered my running clothes and perched on top like she’s hatching an egg. And Grover…. got his toy stuck on his leg. I can’t handle their specialness.”

i can’t help but laugh because, not only is it funny, but i know he was standing nekkid in his bathroom, taking that picture.

thank you, timmyhopcrook.

brain-food:

Frank Sinatra x Fly Me To The Moon

Fly me to the moon 
Let me play among the stars 
Let me see what spring is like 
On a-Jupiter and Mars 
In other words, hold my hand 
In other words, baby, kiss me 

Fill my heart with song 
And let me sing for ever more 
You are all I long for 
All I worship and adore 
In other words, please be true 
In other words, I love you 

for my new follow, timmyhopcrook. welcome to the tumbl-verse, you silly bitch.